She gives me a rock hard boner 🍆 I come after sex, and how 💦

I got an F again, that's why my brother's dick is in it, so it doesn't stink

Called her to play PS, but bitches are more used to playing with dicks

Oh, I thought you came inside me, but I got high on your dick

How do you fuck your neighbor? Get stuck in the washing machine, he'll fuck you himself

And the pussy is horny, clearly dreaming of cocks — I'll please one in real life

Is the girl jerking off? That's good — I'll nestle up behind her, she won't even notice